A NHJS News Brief: The Economies of Hate

The Economy you finally got me. I was fine, I didn’t care before. I was out of your hateful grasp. It didn’t really scare me that folks were losing their jobs left and right. Folks were getting laid off. I still didn’t think you hated me economy. I thought well, you would never do something to me like that, so we are cool right? But now I am a little freaked out. According to CNN the economy is even too shitty for illegal immigrants. SO THEY ARE GOING HOME! What?! You mean to tell me that the economy is so bad that people are going back to countries that were so shitty in the first place that they decided they would have a better life in America? Where they would have to enter illegally and take super low pay jobs to survive and be looked upon by the government of that country as criminals but it was still better then living in their home country. Even with putting up with all of that bullshit it has finally gotten bad enough in America where even Illegal Immigrants would be better off somewhere else, anywhere else.



George W. I think you are actually smarter then I gave you credit for. You crafty yet twisted son of a bitch(sorry Barb, not hating), when you were in office, you always told us you would be able to handle the Illegal Immigrant issue we had here but I didn’t know you were going to do it like that! You actually got illegal immigrants to voluntarily leave the country. Many folks would consider you are hero for that, I consider you to be an evil genie. I may have wished at some point, that there was a compromise where illegal immigrants who were working could obtain citzenship if they wanted and we can all be happy, you said "what if I told you immigrants would actually want to return home voluntarily," I was like "I guess so if you can make that happen," you said "ok cool", but then you just dropped a monumental Evil Genie Hate.



That’s when you grant someone a wish but their lives end up being shittier then it was before the wish was granted as a direct result of fufilling the initial wish. If I were to wish for a million dollars, you would probably have the cops beat the shit out of me and as I lay unconscious clinging to life, Al Sharpton would sue the city, and I would get a million bucks out of it. Yea, thanks a lot asshole, thanks for everything.