Comcast Porn Adventure

I’m not hating on Comcast, cause showing porn during the Super Bowl to ONLY Standard definition television users is bloody genius!

I mean how else are these people are going to get the hint that HDTV is the greatest achievement of the 21st century? HUH! How are you going to push these ignorant fucks who cling to their stone age analog television tubes when there is something so much more fulfilling out there? Comcast answered that question by telling each Arizona resident exactly what they think of their inability to change…If you don’t have HD, then you can go suck a dick!

RIGHT ON COMCAST! Finally somebody stood up for the struggle. Somebody finally looked at the blurry resolution fuming in the American people’s mind and said no more! Either you buy HD or you get anal raped by the pizza guy. That’s the message of 2009. And you know what? I got it loud and clear!

What are my thoughts? What do I think? Well I have to look deep in the mirror and find a resolution here, just like everyone else who lives in the SD world.

Ask yourself:
Do you like sports?
or
Do you like being strapped to a Diesel while a line of truckers have their way with you?

Do you like the clarity of a Blu-Ray disc?
or
Do you like doing it with a donkey to support your life as a fugitive in Mexico?

That’s what makes Comcast a genius! With one simple action they summed up our whole existence into such an easy visual aid. And yes Comcast, I AM aroused!


I’m not hating on Comcast, I’m just saying.