Donavan McNabb

McNabb is a special case. The Eagles Quarterback is hated by all Eagles fans, yet he just won’t go away. He is a hater by defying all his haters by one, not hate back on them, and two somehow turning their hate into love. He’s done it time and time again, but this time it is just too ridiculous to see past. This is a rare case where he is actually hating by not hating! It’s confusing, I know, so let me explain.

McNabb has pretty much given everything he has to the city of Philadelphia - blood, sweat, tears, NFC Championship game appearances, a Super Bowl run, and a ton of wins and great plays, but somehow everyone in Philly still hates him. The Eagles fans and onlookers call for him to be traded or benched every year. Those haters expect some hate back. I mean, if you did everything you could for someone and they hated you for it, wouldn’t you hate them (I wouldn’t because I don’t hate but you know what I mean, because you definitely would)? But he doesn’t! All he does is make them kind of love him again. What kind of bullshit is that?

Seriously, he is like the girlfriend that you take for granted and you know that, but she is just kind of annoying, so it gets to a point where you are like, “that’s pretty much the last straw,” but then she goes and does some cool shit - like goes on a playoff run - and you are like “you know what? She ain't that bad.” Then you keep her around only to completely neglect and underappreciate her again. You hate that girlfriend, because she keeps hanging in there and coming back, and you hate McNabb. He hates by fostering more hate. Basically the more you hate McNabb, the more hating he is doing by not hating you back(but hating because he isn’t hating…you see what I’m saying, it’s pretty clear), this is known as a Poverty Hate, because it is a vicious never-ending cycle.

McNabb, give them what they want! Go ahead and stop hating and fail! This is a rare case where failing wouldn’t be hating on anyone - that’s what they want and honestly that’s what a lot of your “fans” deserve. McNabb, you are a fighter - and in this case being a fighter, courageous, level-headed, and just plain good is hating. So stop it. Oh and one last thing: the NFL hates to see a successful black Quarterback that is a pocket passer, so stop Jackie Robinson Hating on everyone and run for like 100 yards next game.

Odds of being MVH: 2 to 1