95. The Fratellis
A family of straight haters! They were lead by their mother. Mama Fratelli. Her and her two sons chased down these poor young kids who were simply trying to save their town the goon docks from being signed over to greedy developers. They almost pureed some fat kids hand (chunk) and they also had a special needs brother that they literally enslaved and treated like some sort of animal. This is a heinous crime and I was glad that they were arrested at the end of the movie but I think the Slavery charge would actually get them more time then the "trying to beat these crazy kids to some alleged pirate treasure charge."
94. I can't believe it’s not butter
You hated on the world, by introducing this stupid ass phrase into the American vernacular. People couldn't believe that you could come up with something so 
clever to sell your fake ass butter. Now people are still saying I can't believe it's not this and I can't believe it's not that. I can't believe this shit caught on. You see!? I just did it. I blame you I can't believe it's not butter. You are also blamed with bringing Fabio back into people’s lives with your dumb ass commercials, even if it was only for a moment. That right there is enough to get you on this list. But what puts you over the top is you’re completely uncalled for hate on butter. Why would you want to be so much like butter, yet not be butter? You can’t have it both ways, and I think you owe butter an apology. I can definitely believe you when you say it's not butter(because you taste like shit) but you can’t tell me that shit is not hating…hater.
tilted forward so shit rolled off into a tray that you would have lost about 10 minutes after your aunt bought you the grill. First of all that notion is just bullshit…also he often was quoted as saying this about his endorsement of the grill, “I don’t put my name on just anything.” Actually hater, you do. You have 5 sons that you named George and a poor daughter that you named Georgetta or some shit. You have another daughter that you named Freda George. It’s clear that you have no aspirations for your children if you are going to do that to them. So yea you will put your name on any piece of shit out there, if it wasn’t a piece of shit before you put your name on it, it will definitely be a piece of shit by the time you are done with it. What do you call your penis? Georgino? Actually I don’t want to know. 
In fact, when he got hurt other golfers who won golf tournaments got less credit because they knew that if Tiger Woods was there he would have destroyed him. There Tiger hates with his "Absentee Ballot hate." Also, because he is black and plays golf so well he single handedly delivered a historical hate on racism. Totally hating on traditional values of the South and of the whole country club culture(And I think he got a white caddy son!).
named after him. You see it’s his choice of cola because Sam likes the taste of shit. It tastes like shit, and the shit is all natural, it is actual shit of employees that have to work for Wal-Mart and hate it. I think Sam chooses it also because it is so cheap, and he likes cheap shit. This sucks for kids, because if they want a soda and there is a coke machine next to a Sam’s Choice Machine(The Sam’s Choice machines are rare, the cans are usually just handed out by someone without health insurance), what is your mom going to get you? The more expensive Coke or Sam’s Choice that cost us 30 cents? Sam is hatin, his true Choice would be to see us all dead…never forget that. 
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Have you guys ever considered hating on Haiti? Too easy?
Let me also apologize for insinuating that you hate, I wasn't trying to hate, just saying...
Agree with everything so far except number 92. Shouldn't it be the entire field of contemporary pro golfers that are the ones that are hating? Hating on the fact that he pisses excellence when it comes to his craft.
Not hating n your selection..... just saying....
Awww mammma...so cute. Looks like Monica Lewinsky with a teensy dab of Che Guevara. And please be kind to Fabio...he was teenage crush--post Hasselhoff.
J.R. – You "agree with everything so far except..." Anything you said after "except" is hating. If you were to read the guidelines for this Top 100 list(posted on September 8th) you would see that you could very easily be called a hater for hating on one of the selections on the list... As far as every other golfer hating on Tiger Woods goes...Yes, they are clearly hating. I mean do I even have to point out that a bunch of old white golfers hate on a young black golfer who is way better then all of them. I'd be hating to even suggest that everyone didn't already know that.
Now about you. Although you hated, you hated in good spirit, I got to give you that. This does not excuse the hate, because I will be the first to tell you that hating is hating, and if you hate you are a hater.
You kind of hated by accident though, like the cowboy in the Pace Picante Sauce commercial who brought some sauce out to the guys but it was made in New York City, while Pace Picante Sauce was made in San Antonio, a much tastier Southwest Sauce producer. The Cowboys all found out and said "NEW YORK CITY??!!" Then they either tried to kill or humiliate the offender.
You were trying to help by giving us Picante Sauce, but you brought the wrong kind. You see they were Picante Sauce experts, and you can’t bring out some off brand sauce when sauce experts are around. Now us…We are experts in hate-ology, so you just can’t come around here and try to sneak in some off brand hate. In the commercial they insinuate they are going to lynch that person for giving them off brand salsa by saying “Get a rope!” once the off brand sauce offender was identified. But lynching is a pretty serious form of hate(the U.S. Government even considers it a Hate Crime) we definitely won’t do that. Thinking about it just made me realize how fucked up that commercial actually was...But anyway my point is this, we know everything about hating yet we never hate. You are a hater, but a not so bad one. All in all, these are the types of hate-scussions we were trying to foster with this list.
"I can't believe it's not butter" also uses a blatant goose hater to endorse their shitty product. Fabio's longtime hatred of geese finally culminated with him knocking a defenseless goose out of the air using his face. Can you imagine dying like that? With Fabio's face being the last thing you ever see? Terrible.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7w4dpxgSWA
I just read this dribble; thankfully I won't be coming back here again.
Total waste of time for me; but I'm sure it is quite meaningful to you who put in the effort.
Good luck; and I mean that in a non-hating way.
30 days and no updates. Huh, like we didn't see this coming.
...just saying.
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