The little mushroom guy from Super Mario Brothers, seems harmless enough, but he is one of the most vicious haters ever. Every time Mario would tirelessly go to other worlds and defeat one of the few last living Dinosaurs to save the princess, all he found was you. You are just standing there, stating the obvious: "Oh, sorry the Princess is in another castle." WHAT mother fukcer?! You knew Princess was in the other castle the whole time?! Did you not see what Mario just did?! There were flying turtles, lava, Dragons and shit! What the fuck is wrong with you, Toad? Wait minute...so you were just hanging out with Koopa the whole time? And he didn't kill you? What were you doing back there? Are you working with him? Where's the Princess? All I'm saying is I am onto you Toad, and I will not sit idley by while you hate all over Mario time and time again.
99. Ted DiBiase, aka 'The Million Dollar Man'
Ted DiBiase was a beast in the wrestling ring, and that does not make you a hater, and his finishing move the "Million Dollar Dream" was great. But there were just a few minor problems with The Million Dollar Man that people fail to remember. One time he let a kid come into the ring and gave him a basketball and told him that if he could bounce it 15 times, he'd give him $500! The kid was bouncing the ball and after the 14th bounce, DiBiase kicked the ball away, sending the boy home without pay. Hating!
Oh yea I almost forgot, Dibiase had a black servant named Virgil, whom he treated like a slave. Learn more about this type of hate in number 96.
98. Julius Caesar
He made the list because his hates have lasted through the ages and they still effect us to this day. Julius, the most famous of the Caesars, introduced the world to the Caesar haircut. The Caesar still plagues our cities and towns today. Even pop stars have fallen prey to his hateful hair design and punished us by their mere existence.
97. Las Vegas
You are the adult playground, huh? More like an adult death trap. What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas!? I have heard of more terrible, hateful shit coming out of Vegas than out of the Devil's ass. Their slogan is a lie, the only thing that stays in Vegas are the dead bodies that are buried in the desert. Things that leave Vegas include, but are not limited to: debt, VD’s, horrible marriages, and hopelessness in mankind. The most hateful shit that Vegas let leave was Celine Deion. She worked your casinos for over a year, the rest of the world had thought that we had finally gotten rid of her, but no, you let her Vegas showcase end and re-released her. It hurts more the second time…hater.
96. The color white
Who knew that something that is merely a concept, made up by humans to communicate what the absence of color would look like, could make this list. Think about it though, and its presence is justified. In addition to the obvious skin-related reasons for its inclusion, White hates on every other color by being the only (not)color that is associated with pure innocence. But you are not innocent; we find you guilty of some of the most symbolic yet fucked up hate on earth. I found this definition on dictionary.com - look it up yourself, type in white, hit enter, and get hated on.
Slang. decent, honorable, or dependable: That's very white of you.
That’s very white of you!? White, you hated on everything not white and acted like your shit don’t stink…no, HATE is very white of you.
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