Tuesday, September 16, 2008

People who hate on football players who celebrate after scoring a touchdown

I'm not hating people who hate on football players who celebrate after scoring a touchdown, but first of all, you are haters. Second of all, what do you think football players are doing? They are playing football, PLAYING. They play a game for a living. Have you ever scored an NFL touchdown? What about college? Oh so some of you haters have, that's fine, but pretty much everyone has scored a touchdown in a pick-up game and I'll be damned if they didn't feel like dancing.



Why should it be hated on? It's not like they are like you, in your shitty office job, finally locking down the big Henderson account. If you danced after that I could see how someone could hate on you (I wouldn't though, I don't hate). Basically, no one cares about you, go ahead get your Henderson account, I don't care, nobody does. But when Randy Moss goes up and grabs an amazing Touchdown while millions of people watch cheering, I think a little pop and lock is in order.


Shit, some of these dudes get paid based on their performance and with their salaries they can make like 20G's per touchdown. If you just got 20 thousand dollars for playing a game, don't you think you would stomp the yard a little bit? In fact, tell me a time when you played Monopoly and owned Park Place with a Hotel and when someone landed on it, that you didn't celebrate …And that's fake money! If you try to tell me you didn't celebrate then you are lying. If you try to tell me that you never owned Park Place with a hotel on it then I feel sorry for you. That shit is amazing, it feels like scoring a Touchdown in the NFL.


But no, no you wouldn't. Because all you do is hate and hating isn't worth celebrating, hater. I'm not hating People who hate on football players who celebrate after scoring a touchdown, I'm just saying.

1 comments:

Domingo said...

I'm not hating but...I don't think you can put 3 hotels on a property and I'm pretty sure Boardwalk is worth more anyway, just saying.

How about those people that think they'll get the leg-up in Monopoly by controlling the Utilities? C'mon guy, everyone knows they're worthless, don't think you can fool me. Just saying...