I’m not hating on people who ask you to donate to third world charities on the street, but I don’t need a hippy version of Sally Struthers telling me I’m ignoring the world when I’m at Potbelly trying to get a cheap lunch.
I mean is this it? Is this your contribution to the world? Begging? Acting like a homeless person as you use your parents trust fund like a safety net? Oh what's that? You're helping the world. No, you're an asshole who's acting like an official homeless guy. Would you like a comparison? Sure.
Homeless People ask for help. That's you.
Homeless people prey on your guilt. SOOOO you.
Homeless People stink. And so do you. Take a bath hippie!
Let’s be honest on what you really are, someone who's made some really bad life choices and you’re trying to make up for it by trying to answer a “WANT TO MAKE QUICK MONEY?” ad, aren't you? You are. You skimmed over all the real jobs that take real work. Not qualified to be a waiter, let alone a barista. That drug test won’t allow you in the post office. And temp work? HA! They haven’t called you back since you handed in your patchouli scented resume'!
So begging it is.
Why don’t you get your hippy minds together and think of a better idea? Why don’t you…start a commercial. Yeah, a commercial where instead of pictures you can show actual videos of people in their desperate state. Maybe you can get someone famous like….um….Sally Struthers? Is she still doing that commercial for that trade school? Fuck it, she has time. Then you can send actual letters from the children telling them that their .75 cents a month is really doing some good.
Okay wait is that idea already taken? I think it is. So it's almost like you're doing a harder, less effective, and more annoying version of something that already exists? I'm not hating, but that's pretty fucking stupid.
Seriously. I'm not hating, just saying.