The Constitution of the United Hates

Okay, so basically, this site has been created by three dudes who just find a whole lot of stuff annoying – annoying enough, in fact, to share our hatred of things with the world. Well…not our hatred. Our Say-tred.

Here’s one thing that we should make clear about us and this website, right off the bat: While we’re all about hatin’, as far as the more traditional form of hate – i.e. racism and homophobia – we couldn’t be more against it. The point of this blog is not to get people to hate each other – it is to get people to unite in their hatred of other things. So focus on the positives of this site, people, not the negatives! (Or else we’ll viciously hate on you)

Now I’ll be honest – we’re probably going to say some sexist stuff on here, but let’s be real for a minute – sexism is pretty much the bigotry that society forgot. So we can probably get away with that without too much of a fuss. We apologize for not being able to overcome the countless influences that caused this blatant disrespect of what is a very underrated form of hate.

This site is admittedly not for everyone (Vin Diesel, for instance? Probably not a fan), but our goal is not to please everyone. Our only real goal is to be honest with ourselves and you about all the shit that bothers us, whether that be through the traditional hate-blog, the Hater of the Week, Hilarious Haters in History, or whatever other avenues we see fit.

Lastly, we encourage discussion of any and all topics and opinions on this site, though we reserve the right to hate you just as viciously for hating on our hates as we hated on the haters in our original hatings.

Um…hate.

Now, without further ado – let the saying begin!